Jeremy E. Anderson

Put. That copy. Down.

Copy is for closers only.

I'm here from downtown, and I'm here on a mission of mercy.

 

You see this portfolio?

I wrote 970,000 headlines last year. How many you write?

You see pal, that's who I am,

 

A-B-C.

A-Always,

B-Be,

C-Copywriting.

Always be copywriting.

ALWAYS BE COPYWRITING.

 

I can go out there tonight with the briefs you've got and

make myself 15,000 ideas. Tonight! In two hours!

Can you? Can YOU?

If not, you're gonna be shining my shoes.

 

This is the new portfolio.

This is the Jeremy Anderson portfolio.

And to you it's gold,

Because copy is for closers.